The Flat Earth Lexicon or Flexicon by Dumpsterbinbandit

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The Flat Earth Lexicon or Flexicon by Dumpsterbinbandit

FLEXICON: Flat Earth Lexicon.

CURVERT: A person who deliberately distorts the flat horizon.

TIP OF THE BEAK: Of primary importance to flat earth.

UNFLAPPABLE: Unperturbed by detractors.

PURPLE PILLERS: Gate keeper/not fully awakened person.

Blue Wrench: An item awarded to knighted penguins of the infinite plane.

FEPE: Flat Earth People Everywhere. Most often represented visually by a meme-think illustration of an emperor penguin named FEPE.

GLOBIE: A spinning ball earth believer.

CONSPHERECY: The heliocentric big bang deception perpetuated by psychopaths.

J-Triggs: gov’t paid trolls of the worst order.

CHAT RAID: A flat earth truth intervention.

33rd° PENGUIN: An individual at the tip of the beak among a 1000 beaks of light with the knowledge to overthrow all indoctrination without exception.

GLOBARRHEA: The slipshod spewing of arguments against flat earth that are completely devoid of critical thought or research into the flat earth model.

GLOBITIS: Disease acquired in a child’s younger years during the globe hoax era. The disease is contracted by being consistently presented with the false globe model as reality. In example, the spinning globes in classrooms, or the Universal Pictures logo presented before a motion picture. The only cure for this disease, is FLAT-ITIS, a contagious cure.

Thousand Beaks of Light: Group action typically organized at the Tip of the Beak.

Flat Power: A realignment of the Black Power symbol and phonic resonance put forward by Bro Sanchez. Often represented as #FLATPOWER and/or #FLATPANTHERS.

Fepetology: The study of the reality of the flat earth.

Fidget Spinners: A term to describe a very gullible person who is clearly sensory confused into actually trying to explain or suggest they feel the earth spinning.

Lemming: a person who have been programmed to believe that a vertical drop or edge at the end of earth would have to exist, so ships will inevitably fall off a flat earth in their mind. Alternatively, it also depicts a person who has done very little to absolutely no research on the subject.

Ballieve and Ballief – A dogmatic viewpoint which denies reality and physical laws by accepting liquid water can stick to the exterior of a ball or spherical object. Usage: You do NOT know, you Ballieve!

 

  3. Suggestions:

    Thousand Beaks of Light: Group action typically organized at the Tip of the Beak.

    Flat Power: A realignment of the Black Power symbol and phonic resonance put forward by Bro Sanchez. Often represented as #FLATPOWER and/or #FLATPANTHERS.

    REGARDING FEPE definition: Seems as though there should be some mention of the penguin here for clarification… something like “Most often represented visually by a meme-think illustration of an emperor penguin.”

  6. Lemming – a person who have been programmed to believe that a vertical drop or edge at the end of earth would have to exist, so ships will inevitably fall off a flat earth in their mind. Alternatively, it also depicts a person who has done very little to absolutely no research on the subject.

  7. Anti-Grav – Objects such as helium balloons, smoke/vapors, methane expulsions etc, yet can also includes lifeforms such as butterflies and bees. Globers often struggle to define how these and other things simply ascend upwards on a vertical axis and is ONLY ever in this orientation/direction that density is important to their reality

  9. Please add my fidget spinner definition to the list! Definitely the best of my suggestions.

    Ballieve & Ballief – A dogmatic viewpoint which denies reality and physical laws by accepting liquid water can stick to the exterior of a ball or spherical object.

    Usage: You do NOT know, you Ballieve!!