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Mr. Tyson finally admits the Earth is flat in his new reading of The Earth Plane!

This is a one-hour long shitpost made using text-to-speech. Do not take it seriously. I just hope it will put smiles on the faces of some people here. Made in collaboration with Punished Pirate (YouTube, Odysee).

I changed mass and volume to weight and size and updated the number of Antarctic Treaty countries to 57. Everything else is …