How about an Xmas list of presents for globe-gobblers? Top of my list would be:

1. A “Wackel-Globe”  – to put on your cockpit/dashboard like one of these little wobbly Elvis figures

2. A Meniscus measuring device – so that they can continue to delude themselves that this has some relevance to the level surface of large standing bodies of water.

3. A spherical ruler – so that they can very quickly erect that level shelf that the wife always wanted on the wall

4. 3D glasses – So they …